Stuck In The Sky

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noreason2gohome:

The Sum of All Evil by The Chapman Brothers

If my male coworkers ever say “I have to take a serious poop. I might be a bit in the bathroom.”

I will automatically assume they are going to masturbate.

ALSO

You do meth so S my D.

Tonight I took a safe ride to Tabby and Cole’s house.

It was one of those fucked up nights I only write about in a tumblr post. Thank the fucking stars above for Jenna Gowen. I can’t even begin to tell you what happened but I can tell you I ended up making a cheese casadilla in the microwave for Samantha and I to eat. My parents just got up for work and saw us looking like hell and accused us of smoking pot. Hahahahahahaha

What the fuck is wrong with me?

hahah I can just look at my old posts on every social networking site and tell when my borderline personality disorder is showing. Whateves. Perhaps it’s just time for a med change.

Hahaha

I am at work and thinking about Evansville.

I should be so fucking happy that I lived there as long as I did. I should not be sad. I love you Casey and Ben and Jennifer. I am happy for all the times we hung out and went to the peep hole. And all the times we watched x- files. And all the times we went to the fresh market and made dinner and all the times we watched Mad Men. And all the times Casey played the guitar. And all the times we fed Mr. Cat and when we would watch weird movies on Netflix and when I would make cheesecake brownies and when we would sit on the deck and when we would just be happy to be together. I miss that and I always will. But It is time to move on. I will make it. I know I will. I just need you to help me get there.

I am going to kick your ass if you call one of my individuals a RETARD.

I mean it.

One of my top 5 favorite movies. I am in love with Paul Rudd.

One of my top 5 favorite movies. I am in love with Paul Rudd.